"WELCOME. WE ARE SO GLAD YOU HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED.

"Welcome... We have been dying for you to join us. We thought you would never come. Oh, the 'things and stuff' we have gone through making preparations for your arrival. I hope you realize how truly happy we are that you have chosen to join us!"

"Please follow us. We will give you a tour before we join the others inside. Stay close to the lanterns.... the graveyard can be treacherous!

Life is truly about 'Things and Stuff". A fitting memorial?

Please enter.. if you dare. There is no reason to be afraid of the dark... it is only what's in the dark that you should be afraid of! BWWAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding!




'Here lies the body of John Pound. Lost at sea and never found'.

'DRAPER' Life is all about things and stuff'.

'Here lies Edward Hyde. Buried here because he died'.

'I.M. GONE Grim death came without warning. I was well at night, dead in the morning'.

'Keep calm and 'SCARY' on'.

'La FLEUR A rose by any other name...

Not shown:

'My Angel. Tears cannot raise her, there fore I weep. (Some one said 'How sweet'. Seriously?

R.U. KIDDING. She was never meant to be understood, only loved'.


(I built the graveyard from top to bottom. The fence is built from wood, PVC and ABS pipe. The tombstones are crafted from construction insulation. They were then hand carved and faux finished. I also antiqued the kerosene lanterns to look like they had been kicking around the graveyard for years. Who knows how many 'things and stuff' they have been witness too.)